Friday, February 26, 2021

You Should Run for President

I am officially a candidate for President of the United States in 2024 and you should do it also.

I went to the website for the Federal Elections Commission.

I filled out all the paperwork. It took me 10 minutes. It cost me zero money. Now I am an official candidate in the eyes of the government. You can search for me there.

You should do this also. God speed!

First off, this is an experiment.

In my book, “Skip the Line,” I discuss how the “10,000 Experiments Rule” is one of the quickest ways to “skip the line” and be in the top 1% (and monetize) whatever field you love.

The 10,000 hour “rule” is BS.

At any given point, I usually have five or six experiments going. You should too. It’s not hard and it’s fun. And there’s no pressure because most experiments fail.

That’s the nature of having a theory and testing it. Most theories are wrong but that’s how we learn.

The characteristics of a good experiment: 

  • It’s quick and easy to set up 
  • It’s free or super cheap
  • There is little downside 
  • There is enormous upside in the rare case that your experiment “works” (I could be President!!) 

And that’s it. 

Most experiments fail but this is why they are valuable:

– By definition you are doing something that is unique to you and perhaps the world. Hence the need for an experiment. 

– Because of the above, you will always learn something new. Have a theory, test it out, and if it works you will learn and if it doesn’t work you will learn. 

Thomas Edison famously tried 10,000 different filaments before getting a light bulb to work. Then he created the lightbulb and started a tiny company called General Electric.

General Electric is the only company that was part of the original Dow Jones index in the 1890s that still exists today. 

Sadly the company, Distilled and Cattle Feeding Company is no longer part of the Dow. They got acquired.

When asked by a reporter, “How does it feel to fail 10,000 times?” Thomas Edison said, “Sir, I did not fail 10,000 times; I learned 10,000 ways not to make a light bulb.” 

Many people say they don’t like the two-party system. People feel obligated to vote for the lesser of two evils else they believe a non-vote is really a vote for the other side. 

Don’t be ridiculous.

150,000,000 people vote. Your one vote will not help. And when I ask people about the issues I usually find that most people, including myself, don’t know the issues.

They just know what the party they vote for vaguely believes. But not even really that. 

People will say, “If you don’t vote for one of the two parties then you should have no right to have a voice in our society.” 

This is BS. 

Run for president. 

Here’s why: 

– It’s easy. It took me 10 minutes to set up. 

– If anyone says, “You have no right to have a voice,” you can reply, “I’m running for President of the United States.” 

– When you DO something, it starts to form cognitive biases in your brain. For instance, I feel I have more of an obligation to have a stance on the issues or at least a stance on how to govern and lead. 

Plus: 

– Just by doing the process, I learned new things about how our government works. It’s interesting to see how many people are running for which office and other factors involved in running. 

– It’s a fun story to tell. People laugh. 

We should have many choices for President. It doesn’t make sense that there are two groups where everyone in one group magically believes in 80 of the same things and everyone in another group magically believes the exact opposite about those 80 things. 

That’s statistically impossible and yet it happens because the way our system is set up leads to cognitive biases that polarize people. 

I searched on newspaper-dot-com (an archive of every newspaper dating back 250 years or so) for the phrase “most important election ever.”

Turns out 1800 was the “most important election” ever (Adams vs Jefferson) but so was 1804, 1808, 1812, 1816, and every election up to, of course, 2020.

If I like a candidate it would be impossible to agree with him or her on everything. I should listen to how the candidate thinks about issues and then decide if I like his methodology for having an opinion, pivoting if things change, etc. 

If you run, I set up a Facebook page, “President 2.0” where you can announce you are running (perhaps you signed up at the FEC) and you can start to present your issues. 

Issues can be nuanced. You don’t have to just say “Bad climate change” or “No war.” You can have your own opinions. 

Nobody can stop you. You are running for president! 

Have a cool name for your political party. Maybe your party is “The Bachelor Party” or “The Pre-game Party.” 

I’m going to call my party the “Skip the Line Party.” Because I don’t believe there should be gatekeepers to expressing your opinion and having a voice in society.

If you experiment in life enough, you will learn a lot, have fun, and eventually find yourself Skipping the Line in fantastic ways you never would have thought. 

I have examples I will share over the next few days and weeks. 

But for now, spend 10 minutes at fec dot gov. Run for President of the United States (it doesn’t cost any money) and then announce it at the President 2.0 Facebook page. 

Then you can announce your issues if you want. Or announce how you would govern. And participate fully in our great democracy (yes, I know, I know, people will say, “It’s a republic!” Shut up with that stuff. )

In 1980 I was obsessed with the Federal Elections Commission.

I tried to interview every random person who was running. My interview skills consisted of “Why are you running?” and “What did you eat for breakfast today?”

As the great Jim Boren told me when he was running for Vice-President in 1980: “When in doubt, mumble.” 

That might be another fun experiment to try. 

(Me on the campaign trail…)

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Tuesday, February 23, 2021

You Can’t Do That!

“Altucher’s new book, Skip the Line, is his best book EVER. It’s his first book filled with practical advice that has worked for him and others. I wish I read it when I was a young comedian.” – Jerry Seinfeld.


“You can’t skip the line, James.”

I wanted to be a hedge fund manager but I was broke. I lost $15 million of my money because I’d invested poorly. So of course I became obsessed and wanted to do it for a career.

Only problem was, I was a computer programmer and writer. And our world loves labels.

“You lost all your money investing and now you want to be a professional investor?”

He worked for JP Morgan. He was a professional investor.

I was feeling shy asking him. I wanted JP Morgan to give me money so I could start a hedge fund.

I had already stopped paying my mortgage. I had two children. I was suicidally depressed. I had no friends. My friends were with me on the way up but I had no friends on the way down. It’s a cliché but true.

“Yes, I know I went broke. But then I wrote software to model the markets. I look for trades that have historically have had a high probability of success. It works.”

“Can’t your parents give you some money?”

“They don’t have money. And they don’t talk to me anymore.”

Steve had that look. Not a frown like he was trying to figure out how to get me money. More like a look that he was sorry for me.

“You can’t do that. Listen, I have to tell you. You probably need an MBA. Then you need to work at a big bank for a few years. Like Goldman Sachs. Then maybe you work for a big fund or two. Get experience. And THEN maybe you can break out and start your own hedge fund.”

How was I going to support my kids? I had taken on too much in expenses. I had worked so hard building a company and then selling it and now it was all for nothing and nobody respected me. And nobody cared.”

“Good luck,” he said.


“You can’t do that,” Cindy told me.

It was 1995. I was on the way to the CEO’s office. Companies didn’t have websites back then. HBO didn’t even own HBO.com.

I wanted to tell Jeff Bewkes, the CEO of HBO at the time (and later of all Time Warner), that he needed to create a website for HBO and that he should do original web shows on the website just like they did original TV shows.

My title at the time was junior analyst programmer in the IT department. I can’t even remember what I was working on all day. Nothing probably.

Cindy wanted to stop me from going directly to the CEO. “He’s your boss’s boss;s boss’s boss’s boss’s boss. You can’t skip the line over all of those people.

The only people who ever tell you “you can’t” do something you want to do, something you love to do, are people who can’t do it themselves.

They don’t want you to change. They like the version of you that “doesn’t.”


I started my hedge fund in a year (see chapter on the 10,000-experiment rule in Skip the Line) and did it for the next 10 years.

It led to books, writing for the Financial Times, starting new businesses, and every adventure I’ve had since. (See, the “Spoke and Wheel” chapter.)

Creating HBO’s website led to me starting my own business creating websites for Fortune 500 companies.

Richard Branson was a 27-year-old music magazine publisher when he wanted to start an entire airline to be the only competitor to British Airways. “You can’t do that!” everyone told him. “It’s not only impossible, but you know nothing about how to run an airline.”

(See the chapter on frame control).

Sara Blakely was selling fax machines door to door when she came up with the idea of Spanx. “You can’t skip the line like that!” everyone told her. “You don’t know how to design clothes, manufacture them, make a clothing line. You’re just a fax machine saleswoman.”

In my 40s I became obsessed with doing standup comedy. I had changed careers so many times everyone thought I was ridiculous. The other comedians kind of hated me.

“You can’t skip the line, James,” Dante (an excellent comedian) said.

“We’ve all been doing it 20 years. You have to do open mics, then hang out at clubs, then do the check spot, then MC, then maybe you get a Tuesday night. You can’t just skip the line.”

He said this to me five seconds before I was to go up to do my first hour-long show. I don’t know why he chose that moment to tell me that I was going to fail if I tried to skip the line.

Since then I’ve toured all over the country and the world.

I skipped the line.

I don’t hate the people who told me I couldn’t do something. They didn’t want me to leave their sandbox.


WHY NOW?

This past year, 55 million people had to file unemployment insurance. Almost half of the nation’s workers.

There is no loyalty in Corporate America. Corporations, the government, your peers, your professors, your family all want to stop you from doing the things you love.

They tell you, “How will you make money? How will you get good enough to compete with the people who have been doing it all their lives?”

What they are really saying is, “Don’t leave me.”

They want you to swear undying loyalty to their tribe. Else you will be cast out into the woods and eaten by the lions.

Shame on them!

People thought they were taking the safe route. “Safe” is not 55 million people unemployed.

They took the scared route. They thought they had to be “serious” rather than having “fun” mastering and monetizing what they love.

This is sad. It’s sad because I regret the many times I chose to do something “safe” without realizing I was really really scared.

The times I didn’t skip the line I always ended up in the back of the line.


I wrote a book.

I hate self-help books. “This research study says if you mirror someone’s actions then they will agree with you.” Etc.

B.S.

“This study says if you feel grateful every morning then your dreams will come true because you’ll notice them when they occur in life.”

B.S.

I’ve switched entire careers six times. EVERY SINGLE TIME people told me, “You can’t do that,” and, “YOU CAN’T SKIP THE LINE!”

I’ve spoken to 1,000 podcast guests about how they skipped the line.

In fact, everyone successful has been told, “You can’t do that.” Because what they wanted to do was unique to them, to their DNA, to their unique love for what they wanted to do.

And it’s hard. It’s hard to go against the crowd. Particularly when the crowd includes parents, friends, etc. Anything worth doing is difficult.

Malcolm Gladwell says it takes “10,000 hours” to master something. This is bullshit. Total, utter bullshit.

I should know. The original studies on the 10,000-hour rule occurred in the ’90s. I was a part of them. They studied areas like chess, violin, memory, etc., and concluded 10,000 hours of deliberate practice are required to master something.

I’m a chess master and was included in those studies.

10,000 hours turns into 10–20 years. I don’t want to take that long to get good at something. To make money from it. To live the dream that I might have had for years.

From my own experience and hundreds I’ve interviewed, it takes about one year, maybe less, to be in the top 1% of the field that you love and good enough to make money at it.

Julia Cameron, author of the classic book The Artist’s Way, even said to me, “You poor baby. You are trapped in the prison of this 10,000-hour rule.”

And I was. But then it was like solving a puzzle that was so difficult but then once you see the answer it was like, “How could I have missed that for so long? What an idiot I must be!”

(See the chapter on the “10,000-experiment” rule.)

My book Skip the Line comes out today. I’m so proud of it.

Which is rare for me.

I’M AFRAID.

The past few times I’ve written something, it’s caused a lot of people to be angry. This is no different.

Someone told me, “First they laugh at you, then they hate you, then they claim the idea was theirs.”

I get it. I’ve been torn apart.

So many people are in despair right now. So many people haven’t dug out of the hole 2020 caused.

This book is for them. Some of my chapters/techniques include:

    • The 10,000-Experiment Rule (although really 100 experiments are enough when you use “idea sex”)
    • The 50/1 Rule (think the 80/20 rule but cubed)
    • Frame Control (real, practical persuasion techniques and not theoretical “Influence” techniques)
    • Microskills
    • The Two Steps Back Rule
    • The Power of Wobbling
    • The Incerto Technique (I hope Nassim Taleb doesn’t sue me)
    • Idea Calculus (every trick I use for generating ideas)
    • The Spoke and Wheel Technique (to maximize how you monetize what you love)
    • And a chapter of what I tell my kids since they don’t read what I write (!).

 

 

 

 

 

There’s more. But my main goal was to write a book that WORKS.

I don’t care how many copies I sell. I just want this book to end up in the hands of people who read it and use it.

I want to make an offer.

I WILL PROVE IT TO YOU.

Buy the book this week. Prove to me you bought it and you will read it. I don’t know how you do that. Write me a letter. Show me you used the book. Write a review. Whatever.

I wanted to make a TV show, I Will Make You a Millionaire, where I select random people and make them a millionaire in a year.

Instead, I want to do this with you.

I will select the top 12 who write me (message me on Twitter or send me an email at feedback@threefounderspublishing.com) and I will consult with each one so that within a year you are all on a path that you love with the potential to make $1 million.

We will document everything so that I can prove that these techniques work. I don’t write things for the joy of it. This will work.

By the end of the year you will be clearly on the path to have $1 million in the bank.

And for everyone else who is able to write me in the next week or so with proof that they read the book, I will sign them up for my newsletter, where I will be constantly writing about the Skip the Line techniques as well as additional ideas for making money and how to get on the path you’ve always wanted to be on.

I have to admit something: In August I wrote an article that got a lot of people upset at me. A lot of people loved the article but a lot of people hated it.

They all let me know. Even five months later people were still trashing me. I felt the writing goddess had punished me and I was afraid to write.

I always thought I didn’t care what people thought but I guess I do. It hit a level where I almost was afraid to write anymore.

And I’m still afraid. This book will get people upset. But I want to do it. I hope you read it and like it but most importantly, I hope you use the ideas in it and tell me about it.

Don’t do this for me. Do this for all the people who have ever told you, “You can’t.”

Ugh. That’s a corny way to end this.

Do this so you can cut the line at Starbucks and when people say, “Hey!” you can say, “Sorry…” and just show them this book. They will laugh and say, “OK.” I tried that technique as well and it works.

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Friday, November 20, 2020

AOC and Other Progressives Hurt the Poor Every Day: Here’s How

I am an innovationist. Any policy that encourages more innovation in society will lead to greater prosperity, more jobs, higher incomes, more money given to the government through taxes, and the cycle will repeat. 

I don’t care which political party is an office. But I do wish there were a basic understanding of financial policies, so that people who are the most progressive — people who want as many benefits as possible for the bottom third of society — will stop creating policies that hurt these people. 

First off, who is below the  poverty line? The example most used is people who live in poor neighborhoods or mandated low income housing. But also, young people burdened with student loan debt or middle class people who have lost their jobs, etc. are also affected by bad financial policies. 

“Progressives” always talk about “taxing the rich.” But taxing the rich is not the same as collecting money from the rich. 

People like Warren Buffett and Bill Gates don’t generate wealth through income. So income taxes do not affect them. Nor does increasing capital gains taxes. Buffett is a great example of someone who almost never sells shares, so has no gains. 

Nor does Elizabeth Warren’s proposal of a “wealth tax.” Technically, Warren Buffett and Bill Gates are BROKE because their money has been stashed away in charitable foundations that can’t be taxed. 

Warren Buffett always complains he pays less taxes than his secretary. But nothing is stopping him from writing a check to the government. 

The bottom line is: Nobody will willingly pay more taxes and they will use every strategy at their disposal to pay less taxes. The higher taxes are raised, the more wealthy people use strategies to avoid taxes. This has been seen in almost every decade of U.S. history. 

Here are a few of the policies that have been around for decades that are harmful to the non-wealthy. These are all taxes that supposedly help society and have been part of progressive platforms but are, in fact, deeply regressive — the poorer someone is, the more these policies hurt them. 

SALES TAXES: A greater percent of income from low-wage earners goes towards basic goods. So a greater percent of income goes towards sales taxes. As opposed to wealthy earners, who spend more income on savings. 

BLUE COLLAR LICENSES: These make it expensive for people living below the poverty line to get jobs. For instance, why does a manicurist in Georgia need to pay AGAIN for a manicurist license if they move to Florida? 

ZONING: This reduces the supply of housing in low-income areas, forcing prices up. 

SOCIAL SECURITY TAXES: 6.2% regardless of income level. 

RENT CONTROL: Due to frozen rent prices for a select few, supply shrinks and rent for everyone else goes up.

VICE TAXES: Lower-income earners are twice as likely to smoke and the tax is the same regardless of income level. 

STUDENT LOAN AND MORTGAGE DEDUCTIONS: The top portions of society benefit from these deductions. 

TAX-FREE MUNICIPAL BONDS: The wealthy buy these bonds and earn tax-free interest. The bonds are paid back by the municipality increasing sales and income taxes.

BORROWING FROM FOREIGN LENDERS: This is 40% of federal debt. Future generations of earners in the U.S. will pay their income to future generations of foreign lenders. 

Possible innovationist solutions: 

  • Negative income taxes: Similar to a universal basic income. Both Andrew Yang AND Milton Friedman suggested this).
  • Negative sales taxes on local goods: Give incentives for shopping local as opposed to online. This would be complicated to implement. One solution would be to form a local cryptocurrency — i.e., “NYCBucks.” A consumer “mines” more NYCBucks by spending locally. The consumer can then spend those bucks, but only locally. Ten years after issuance, NYCBucks can be redeemed 1:1 for dollars. This is a form of stablecoin but would encourage an increase in the velocity of money locally. 
  • Get rid of many of the regressive policies mentioned above: Zoning, blue collar licensing, sales taxes, FICA taxes, even tariffs hurt the non-wealthy in the U.S. 

But how should the government raise money? 

If policies are adjusted to unburden larger percentages of society, there will be more incentives for people to create innovations, companies, hire people, and increase prosperity. 

The more prosperity is created, the more taxes are generated, even if taxes are lower. The higher the taxes, the less that is spent on private industry, the more tax loopholes are used (see Bill Gates and Warren Buffett example above), and less money is collected. 

Innovationism is not Democrat or Republican. It’s the right way to run a country.

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Tuesday, November 3, 2020

13 Things Mentally Strong People Do When Their Candidate Loses

I’m scared. 80,000,000 people are going to be upset tonight no matter who wins the election.

Buildings are boarded up in every major city. Riot gear is being handed out. Security companies are being hired to add protection. Celebrities are “going to move to Canada” for the 20th election in a row. 

The No. 1 stress being discussed in psychologist’s offices is “political stress.” You cannot help solve the problems we are in if you are anxious or stressed. You cannot be rational if you are not taking care of yourself physically, emotionally, creatively. You cannot enhance the lives of your family, your friends, your community if you are arguing on social media.

This is your choice.

The U.S. has survived depressions, World Wars, (“two-time world champs,” as comedian Chris Distefano puts it), we’ve survived horrific natural disasters, terrorist, attacks, censorship (if you think social media is bad, check out the Alien & Sedition Acts), pandemics, etc. It’s going to be OK.

Over $10 BILLION was spent on this election. More than ever. What was it spent on? Scaring you. Stressing you out. Dividing us.

And after this election, our goal is to repair rather than compare. To sympathize rather than polarize. To strengthen each other rather than pull each other down. A true leader is not who is elected but those of us who take action to help others. This is our responsibility.

I called Amy Morin, author of the bestselling book, “13 Things Mentally Strong People Don’t Do.”

She wrote that book after she went through a horrific year at the age of 26. Her young husband passed away, only a few short years after her mother had passed away. As a therapist, she had to apply her own ideas to herself and it was almost impossible. But she did it and I’m happy she wrote about it. Her ideas have helped me and can help all of us on a day like today.

She sent me her list of “13 Things Mentally Strong People Do When Their Candidate Loses.” Then she went on my podcast and we talked about each one. 

1) They Accept the Outcome

No matter who wins, a mentally strong person will accept the outcome and move on with their lives.

You can throw a pity party and wish things were different, but that’s a waste of time and doesn’t do you any good.

2) They Name Their Feelings

Many studies have shown that if you label your feelings, it takes the sting out of them:

“Just putting a label to those emotions reduces the intensity of them; you start to feel better almost instantly” – Amy Morin

3) They Look at the Facts

Take a step back to look at what’s true.

Trust me when I say: Whatever your critical issue, it’s not as bad as you think. [If you ask about issues in the comments I will write another article after this election about what the reality is for each issue.]

4) They Argue the Opposite When Thinking of Doom And Gloom 

If you think the economy will crash if your presidential candidate doesn’t win, argue the opposite. Just because things will be different, it doesn’t mean things will be worse.

5) They Limit Their Media

No one, not even the media, knows exactly what the future holds. Studies show that watching the evening news can elevate your stress levels. Limit your media time to 30 minutes.

6) They Stop Commiserating

Commiserating, or complaining to others, makes you feel worse and makes the world seem more gloomy. There’s a big difference between emotional support and commiserating.

“It’s not really all that healthy for us to just sit around and talk about how horrible life is.” – Amy Morin

7) They Focus on What They Can Control

You can’t control the outcome of the election but you can control your diet, who you spend time with, how much sleep you get, etc. The more we worry about things we can’t control, the more anxious we become.

8) They Resist the Urge to Argue on Social Media

People aren’t going to change who they’re going to vote for over a stranger’s opinion on social media.“You’re not changing anyone’s opinion. You’re just wasting your time and your energy.” – Amy Morin

9) They Reach for Healthy Coping Skills

Have a strategy to handle anxiety, fear, etc. Avoid reaching for alcohol or sweets. Try doing yoga, spending time with loved ones, or other healthy ways of coping.

10) They Take Care of Themselves

Get 8 hours of sleep, exercise daily, and eat healthy.

11) They Change the Channel in Their Brain

Recognize when you’re dwelling on the negative or ruminating on a problem instead of trying to solve it. If you find yourself focusing on something negative, get up and go do something different (cleaning your room, go for a walk, call a friend to catch up, etc.).

12) They Schedule Time to Worry

Give yourself 15 minutes to worry every day. With practice, people can contain their worrying to just 15 minutes a day. It’s OK to spend time worrying; the key, however, is to be able to contain it.

13) They Take Positive Action

Do something kind and positive for someone. Be kind to your neighbor. Send a thank you letter to a friend. Do some community service. Make your partner laugh.

I’ve been scared these past few weeks. That’s why I called Amy. It’s like we’re lonely boats trying to find shore on a foggy night. Become a beacon of light to those around you, and then when the night is gray, all of the boats will move toward you, bringing their bountiful riches.

Please share this with anyone you think it can help. Our goals are to come out of this better than we were. With a stronger Union. With more compassion for others. With our loving relationships still intact. With the strength to handle tomorrow’s issues. Good luck.

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Thursday, October 29, 2020

5 Things I Recently Taught Alex Wieckowski

I recently appeared as a guest on Alex Wieckowski’s podcast, “Alex and Books.”

He recently tweeted the 5 top lessons he took away from the podcast. So I decided to share them here.

Also, you can check out the episode here.

5 Key Lessons I Learned from My Podcast with James Altucher

1) We live in a Choose Yourself era. What does that mean?

You don’t have to wait for approval from gatekeepers to get your dream job: Want to be an author? Self-publish on Amazon. Want to be an actor? Record videos on YouTube. Want to be a musician? Upload songs to Spotify.

2) 3 ways to find your passion

Reflect on what activities make you happy and think of ways you could earn money from them.

List things you loved doing as a kid, explore those activities.

Ask yourself, what area of a bookstore do you always gravitate to?

3) Advice for finding happiness

Work on mastering a skill you enjoy doing. Invest in relationships with friends & family. Take responsibility for your life and situation. Take care of yourself both mentally & physically (cut out toxic people & exercise daily)

4) Helpful life advice 

Don’t let failure keep you down (James had 9 businesses fail in a row but the 10th worked great).

You don’t have to quit your day job tomorrow to choose yourself (James didn’t quit his day job until 18 months after starting his business).

5) More life advice

Look at life as a series of experiments: Some will work, some won’t. Either way learn and move forward. It’s never too late to choose yourself: James got into podcasting in his 40s and standup in his 50s.

Whatever your dream job is, choose yourself.

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Monday, October 26, 2020

Is This the “Most Important Election Ever”?

Be careful who writes the words that vomit out of your mouth. Here is “the most important election ever”…

1832:

1844:

1868:

1876:

1880:

1892:

1940:

1964:

I’m not saying 2020 is not important. But words have meaning and to have them dictated by media cliches since 1832 only weakens their value. Be unique, be smart, and make arguments while knowing history and facts and not just placebic slogans.

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Thursday, October 22, 2020

How I Launch a Book

In a recent podcast episode, Anna David, writer extraordinaire, analyzes my book launch strategy and nails it. I’m reprinting the transcript of the podcast below. But if you’re interested, you can listen to the podcast here.


Episode 333: A Play-by-Play Breakdown of How James Altucher Launches a Book

Hi there. Welcome to Launch Pad, a podcast hosted by me, Anna David. This is where I talk to the world’s most successful authors and entrepreneurs about how they launch their books and what a book can do for your career. Now, this is one of my favorite new things. These play-by-play breakdowns, because it gives me an opportunity to study the best and break down in my opinion. So using my experience to break down my interpretation of what these incredibly successful people have done from, and for their books and how you can do the same. So before I forget, this is episode 333, and it’s on James Altucher.

And I have actually had the pleasure of meeting him twice. So I can tell you that he’s a pretty fun guy to sit down with as well. If you are not familiar with who he is, he’s a hedge fund manager, very prolific author, very prolific podcaster, and has founded, or co-founded over 20 companies and he’s written over 20 books. And so he has so many things that he is very hard to categorize. I also remember him telling me, when we met in New York about how he had this job doing shows for HBO hosting shows in the middle of the night, which involved him being up and outside in the middle of the night in New York City. But he got a new life as a blogger because he started writing these incredibly honest, incredibly bizarre, unique posts, and he started to develop this following and he started to sort of put out these ideas that people began to quote and follow.

He has this idea, this idea, this concept that you have to constantly be thinking of new ideas. And you know, he’s just kind of gotten an opinion on everything. You know, I remember reading that he said, you shouldn’t eat after a certain hour in the day; he wasn’t calling it intermittent fasting. He was just saying like, what I really like about him is that in many ways he doesn’t try to defend his position on something. He just says, this is what I think, and this is what I do, and it is true. And so, as he became known as this blogger he, you know, he did some very interesting things that he’s written about and talked about. Like he during the crash in 2008, 2009, he went and stood there at Wall Street and handed out chocolate bars just to get people to smile.

And what he talks about is that his most popular post of all time is the most, the thing that brings more people to his website than any other is when they Google “I want to die” or “I want to kill myself” because he has written about that. And he’s just incredibly honest. And like I said, he says things that other people don’t. So, like I said, he’s written 20 books and a number of these were traditionally published. So like me, he started off in traditional publishing, got very disillusioned and now publishes his books himself, but among his books, there’s something called My Daddy Owns all of Outer Space. There’s Super Cash, The New Hedge Fund Capitalism. It sort of runs the gamut: 40 Alternatives to College. One of his controversial opinions is that college is a waste of time and money and nobody should go, Oh, he has a book called The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Mediocre People.

And the book that we’re going to talk about today is his book, Choose Yourself: Be Happy, Make Millions, Live the Dream. And it came out in 2013 and he published it himself. And I have learned so much from studying what he did with that book. And he’s been very, he’s very generously shared with the world how he did it.

By 2016, it had sold over 500,000 copies, hit the Wall Street Journal bestseller list, was number one on Amazon for all nonfiction books for a few days, and obviously hit number one in its different categories. Now, the very interesting thing, and this is going to be the first, well, no, here. I want to talk about the first tip that I have determined from studying what he does.

I’ve touched on it already but really hone your writer’s voice. Don’t be afraid to share who you are and to just constantly be as honest as you possibly can. I actually interviewed him for a story I did for Entrepreneur magazine a few years ago. I can put the link to that story in the show notes. And what he said to me when I interviewed him for that, cause it was a story about how entrepreneurs use their books to become more successful, he said, “When I first started blogging, I wanted people to know how hard it is to strive for something to deal with failure, to actually fail, to confess mistakes in a world where everyone pretends to be perfect.” And then he added, “It was this very style of writing that multiplied by a hundred times my number of readers.”

So yeah, I mean, it’s a nice sort of antidote to all the people out there that are telling you they’ve got it all figured out. His sort of platform, if you will, is based on how, how not figured out he has it. And we all relate. So that book I already told you about how well it sold like crazy, it’s got almost 2,500 ratings and reviews on Amazon and this is how he did it. 

This is tip number two. It’s basically spending whatever you can afford to spend. Now, this dude’s like loaded, you know, he’s done all these things. He’s got, he’s got a big old budget for this. So it depends on what your budget is. I’m not saying you should do what he did because most of us don’t have the sort of budget that he did for this.

But he hired Ryan Holiday, who is the biggest and the best when it comes to marketing a book, he hired this editor who he really admired. And he said that they went through more than 15 different rewrites for the book. He hired the best audio book company. And he basically spared no expense. So I think that how that applies to you is…side note, one of my least favorite questions anyone has ever asked me is what’s your budget for that? Because I always want to go “Well, what’s whatever the cheapest is that I can get it for. “And apparently you’re not supposed to do that if you want to be incredibly successful. So don’t do that; I’ve gotten a lot better about it. I used to be sort of allergic to spending more than a hundred dollars at a time, but then I’d go around spending a hundred dollars on 800 things. Nobody has ever accused me of being good with money or any sort of a numbers guru.

I would highly recommend if you want to follow the James Altucher formula, figure out what your budget is and where you want to divide it, he suggested, I agree with him, spend the most of the money on the editing, that is what’s going to pay off the most. And you know, he and I have both said, you can design a cover for free on Amazon or on Canva, but you are going to get what you pay for. And so a certain level. So I would say the school of James is to spend the money on the editor and next would be the cover and obviously hiring somebody like Ryan Holiday is an indulgence—not an indulgence, but it’s for those who can afford to hit it out of the park.

So tip number three that we can glean from James Altucher is control your destiny. After getting sort of frustrated with traditional publishing and deciding that he wanted to control the experience, he talks about it in the same way I do. It was frustrating to have to wait so long, that it was frustrating to not have control over the cover and the title and, and all, and it was frustrating not making any money. So not only did he decide on everything for himself, but he even went out and found a foreign rights agency to sell the foreign rights, which is something that doesn’t occur to a lot of people. Of course, it’s not something that gets us rich. My first I’ve only actually had one book that was translated into other languages, Party Girl was translated into Russian and Italian, go grab it there, any Russian and Italian listeners.

So you don’t get rich off of that, but it’s pretty awesome. So he writes in a blog post and I will put a link to this in the show notes, he writes about how he got a foreign rights agency and he writes about how much he made from the rights when they sold it to Brazil, he made $2,500; to China, he made $4,300; to Korea, he made $5,000. So that was just another example of taking it into his own hands.

And that’s something that I have really learned lately when it comes to bookstores, which is my experience with traditional publishing was that my publisher would say “Yeah, this bookstore doesn’t doesn’t want your book.” And so I would literally walk into Skylight Books, this bookstore, this very cool bookstore near where I live and actively resent, not just the store, but every single author who had a book in that store, not knowing how it really works.

Now that I’m out of the game and I know people who work in publishing I’ve discovered that the publishers only have a certain number of books that they can pitch to bookstores. And so they’re not pitching yours. They are invested in it not being in that store. And I have just discovered quite how easy it is to get books in stores. For Make Your Mess Your Memoir, I reached out to Book Soup. They were happy to sell it. And they even did an online event with me. I reached out to Kitson, which is this kitschy kind of amazing store. And they said, “We’ll not only sell your book, but once the pandemic is over, we would love to throw you a party.” And then, publishers always make Barnes and Noble sound like the white whale that none of us will ever get there.

My traditionally published books were all sold there when they first came out in the first month. And then when those books were sold, they never appeared in those bookstores again. And my publisher Harper Collins had paid for that placement in that. So I just randomly was in Barnes and Noble recently, God, I feel like I’ve told you guys this story already. And I apologize. It’s like early senility. If I have an awesome, I was just there. And I started chatting with a guy who worked in the bookstore and I mentioned honestly, in a totally not even trying to be manipulative way that I was an author. And he said, “Wow, do we sell your books?” And I said, “Oh no, no, no, you stopped selling them years ago.” And he said, “Well, why don’t I order them?” And it was literally that easy.

What’s ironic perhaps is he went in, I gave him my name and he went into the database and he said he said, which of your books do you want me to order? And I said, well, Party Girl. And he looked. And he said, “I can’t order that” because the way the publisher had set it up, the bookstores couldn’t return the copies if they didn’t sell. And that is really what bookstores want to know is that they can return the copies if they don’t sell. If you publish it yourself, you can set it up so that the copies can be returned if they don’t sell. So he said, “Well, what’s your second choice?” I said, “Oh, my new book Make Your Mess Your Memoir.” And he said, “Great, I’m going to order it. And here’s what I think you should do. I think you should come in once the books are here, sign them, post them on social media. And people will come in and order them. And we’ll just keep ordering your book.”

Bookstores want to order books that people want. So that was so illuminating that it is that easy. And I say this because James Altucher, I was reading and he wrote something about how he was trying to get his book in more stores. And it is, as it turns out much easier than any of us may have realized. Certainly, I didn’t. So that was tip number three, it was to control your destiny. 

Let us talk about tip number four. And that is using group think in a way that is really productive. Now, what I mean by that is a lot of people will, when they have a title that they’re thinking about or a cover that they’re thinking about, they will go and they will post on Facebook or on Instagram or on LinkedIn.

And they will say, Which of these do you guys like? And they think that they are going to get an accurate response. By the way, I’ve completely done this myself. It’s very tempting because it’s very easy, frankly; the problem with it is that all studies say that people don’t buy what they think they’re going to buy. And the other problem of course, with posting it somewhere is that everybody’s influenced. So they’re influenced by the way you phrase the posting, they’re influenced by what other people like. I mean, if they come there and they go, “Oh, I really like that second one, but everybody liked the first one. I must be wrong.” So it is actually the worst way to try to get feedback on what is better. And, you know, cause if you, if you go around asking people what is better, everybody’s got an opinion and their opinions, frankly, don’t matter.

It’s what do the masses want? So what James Altucher did and Tim Ferriss did this too. And I believe I talked to you, I talked about this in the Tim Ferriss episode. So if you haven’t heard that go back and make sure you listen to that. But he ran Facebook ads and he ran it with 10 titles that he thought would be good. And he sat back and watched what happened. And there were thousands of clickthroughs. And the one that he thought was the best one, which was The Choose Yourself Era came in third, Pick Yourself was in second and Choose Yourself was the first by far. And that is of course the title he ended up going with. He did the same thing with the subtitle and the final version of the cover. And you know, the proof is in how successful the book is.

So I think that that is an amazing tip, which is thinking that just going around and asking people which is better is going to get you the response that you want. I frankly think you’re better off not asking anyone anything. If you want to invest in Facebook ads—both the time and the money and you know what it’ll take to make those effective and you’ve got the time to do it.

Okay. Tip number five: come up with unique propositions. That’s part number one, but part number two is that you then have the ability to get media for, and he did two really great ones, which is he made an offer. He said that people could buy this book with Bitcoin. Did he do that to get rich from Bitcoin?

No, he did it cause no one had done it. And it was bizarre. And he, as I mentioned, was working with Ryan Holiday who had the ability to go get media to write about that. He also put at the beginning of his book, basically: if you read this book and you don’t like it, I will give you your money back. Now I’m going to guess that very few, if any, people took him up on that, but again, it was bizarre and they got media attention for it.

It reminds me of this friend of mine who was very, very funny, Jennifer Belle, her first book was called Going Down. And I think for her fourth book, she said, “You know what I’m going to do.” She lives in New York. And she said, “I am going to hire actresses and pay them to read my book on the subway because that’s how people know they want to read a book because they see other people reading it on the subway.”

So she did it. She found actresses. She got them to read it on the subway. I don’t know if that worked but the New York Times heard about it or maybe she told the New York Times about it and they were in a story about it. So it’s coming up with these ideas. But the problem is it’s like the whole thing about the tree falling in the woods. If you don’t have the ability to get it to the media, then your amazing idea isn’t going to get coverage. And if you’re saying, “Well, that’s great for those people. I mean, they hire expensive publicists and know people,” know this: anybody can get media attention. Go back and listen to my episode with Cameron Herold, or even buy his book, Free PR. In the episode we did, he walked me through exactly what you can do to figure out what your angle is and how not just approachable, but reachable journalists are. 

The quick overview is all journalists are on Twitter. And so if you can figure out who has written about, you know, let’s say you come up with your unique idea for your book and you want the media to write about it. So start looking around and see who’s written about this or what TV shows have talked about this before. And, you know, journalists have a beat. Maybe their beat is, is just the topic or genre of your book: figure out where they are, tweet at them. There is also a website called hunter.io that has a lot of email addresses. There’s also a paid service where you can get people’s email addresses. And obviously, there’s LinkedIn and there’s Facebook and there’s Instagram and there are all these places.

So it just requires a certain level of proactiveness that frankly, I don’t always have, cause I am scared of rejection and, and bugging people. I’m a former journalist. But as Cameron Herold very eloquently explained: if you are doing their work for them, a journalist is going to be grateful to you. You are not bothering them. You are presenting them with a story. And another thing you can do is subscribe to Help A Reporter Out, which is also called HARO. And it is where journalists list, all the stories that they’re working on and what they’re looking for sources for. And they send three emails a day. And whenever you see a journalist that is working on a story that pertains to potentially what your unique proposition is, then you can reach out to them. And, and I actually do have a course that gets into this a little bit called Media Attention for Writers. 

I can put a link to that in the show notes. So that, and then, and then the final tip that we’re going to glean from James Altucher is that he keeps writing. And like I said, over 20 books, he doesn’t put all his eggs in one book basket. I can’t tell you the number of people I speak to who say to me that they’ve got a book that is going to change the world. It is their story. Everybody’s always told them they should write a book. And I can feel the future disappointment when I talk to them because it’s just not how it works. Yes. It worked that way for Elizabeth Gilbert kind of; actually it didn’t. Eat Pray Love was like her sixth book. It worked that way for the 50 Shades of Gray lady so it can happen.

But it almost never does. So if you want to be a successful writer, you keep writing, you do not assume that one book is going to be “it” for you. But the other thing, and this is related to that. What James Altucher does very well is books are just a part of his strategy. And they lead people into his myriad, other things, which includes his podcast. Of course, he has a huge podcast and he’s interviewed people like Mark Cuban and Richard Branson and Arianna Huffington and Peter Thiel and a whole bunch of people on that. And he has courses. He actually has a Choose Yourself Guide to Self Publishing, which I can put a link to in the show notes. It’s a thousand dollars. I bet you a lot of people buy that. So that is, you know, I, I guarantee you, he has made more money from that course than he did from book sales.

Even though I bet he made a lot from book sales…by the way, that course includes his books, a membership group publishing software, it looks pretty, pretty awesome. Frankly, it’s $997. It’s not a thousand dollars. And you know, he has eight different newsletters that you can subscribe to. So I don’t know if he has cloned himself or if he just has an amazing team or whatever it is, but he is somebody who I have learned so much from studying in terms of his marketing.

And his writing! I should mention he is a hilarious, incredibly intelligent original writer, definitely worth mentioning. And hopefully you guys got something out of this that you can apply to your own books and book releases. That is it. I am Anna David signing off. I will see you next week.

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